Joke of the Year! Story of “Ah ba” (alibaba language)
Ring~ Ring~. The phone rang. I see the number and is my friend. I picked it up.
Friend: Hello?
Me: Ah ba? (acting blur)
Friend: eh jun yong ar?
Me: Ah ba Ah ba?? (still acting)
Friend: eh don’t play la!
Me: Ah ba?? (making him angry)
Friend: OIE!!!
Me: AH BA AH BA AH BA!?!? (making him angrier)
Friend: eh mai siao la!
Me: AH BA AH BA AH BA!!! (scolding him)
Then he put down his phone… (he gave up. Hahaha)
New story…
Walk into a shop and buy a thing worth $2.10 and pay $2 to the shopkeeper.
Shopkeeper: xiao di, duo yi mao. (boy, 10cents more)
Me: Ah ba?(act blur)
Shopkeeper: duo yi mao la xiao di.(10cents more la boy)
Me: Ah ba Ah ba? (still acting)
Shopkeeper: hai suai lah! Yi mao ni na qui ba! (thinking that I really can’t talk)
Walk out of shop.
New story…
Walk into the toilet.
Uncle: boy, 10cents pls.
Me: Ah ba?
Uncle: 10 cents.
Me: Ah ba?
Uncle: nvm la. Let u go in free.
Walk in to the toilet… Then come out talking on phone with my friend…
Me: Hello? Meet where?
Friend: Meet at JP ba…
Me: ok!
Uncle: EH BOY! 10CENTS!! (the uncle angry le. Coz I act blur so long)
Me: Ah ba? (acting again)
Uncle: 10CENTS LA!!! (really angry…)
Me: AH BA AH BA AH BA!!! (scolding him in alibaba language)
The uncle gets so angry till he gave up. Finally walked away safely…
Dear viewers, I haven try this before. Anyone of you can go and try this out. Be careful. Bear the consequences yourself. Don’t blame me. XD. Have a good laugh!
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